Beer and Bacon Sandwiches To Entice Men To Church

Anglican thought that he had one too many on reading today's Daily Telegraph. The gang at COFE have hit on a winning wheeze to get some in. Ummm, itsa slight mod for our "Casting the Net": beer and sarnies; cool: why didn't we think of that? I reckon that every charge should insist that all clergy have hospitality training down the local pub. So 'stead of "I'll have a milky cup of tea please" its now sure to be something like GEEZAPINTPAL. Perhaps the Vestry may provide suitable showgirls to guide the boistrous to the nearest bus stop.
Yes, picture the ladies, if you will in their finery ministering to the male inebriate: "would you like another dear" she clucks enthusiastically? "Aye, ah don't mind if a dae like: angezzasarnietoo when yer at it hen". Ah... innovation is ever the way of progress, yes? but not quite all seem to agree as one doughty Bishop has drily noted in The Church Times.